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I’ll just leave this here.

(Source: reasoningwithvampires)

uhoh-beek:

“Alfred! ….. ALFRED COME HERE.

Blast it… THIS… I’m fiddling with… that TUMBLED WEBSITE AGAIN. I was trying to put a picture on my page here and it keeps taking me to this… this place with these little…. green monstrous looking things everytime I try.

Oh good heavens, this is absolutely frustrating. Now it’s saying someone is following me. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? IS THAT GOOD? …. WHAT? …. FOLLOW THEM BACK? H…HOW DO I DO THAT FROM HERE? I CAN FOLLOW PEOPLE? ISN’T THAT STALKING? THAT’S ILLEGAL HERE I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW.

Oh, I just got a message. … It’s from a fellow named “Anonymous” ….

…

HE…. NO, “ANONYMOUS” I WILL NOT SHOW YOU A PICTURE OF MY … M-MY GENITALS. HOW ABSURD. ALFRED. … ALFRED HOW DO I SEND— WHERE IS THE… ALFRED ALL MY LETTERS ARE CAPITALIZED HOW DO I STOP IT FROM DOING THAT. ALFRED. ALFRED COME HERE.”

(Source: beekwhy)

Blarg I’m hideous yay. Doing this, here’s day one.

1. I accumulate messes everywhere I go. Desk, locker, bedroom, bathroom, kitchen, other people’s houses, you name it.
2. I finish tests so quickly that I usually get startled when someone pokes me and yells “IT’S OVER WAKE UP”. Which happens a lot.
3. I’ve seen every episode of South Park except 200 and 201, much to my shame.
4. I’m terrified of talking to strangers like waitresses or grocery store staff. Sometimes this fear seeps into my personal life and I get afraid to talk to my friends.
5. I have more pajamas than I do normal clothing of any kind.
6. My computer’s sound was broken for three months, and has only recently been fixed. It was a simple error and I fixed it myself.
7. I have way too many books.
8. My dad is allergic to the dust mites that live in my books.
9. I’m so paranoid about everything, I can’t even.
10. I feel guilty a lot for things I didn’t do and can’t fix. Mostly because I can’t fix them.
11. I’m not exactly smart.
12. I want a cat. Or ten cats. They’re so cute I just can’t help it. But my dad’s allergic.
13. I WANT A FOUR-EYED MUTANT CAT. Hnnnn Homestuck why do you do this to me </3
14. I dislike ponies. They scare me.
15. I use the face “:’3c” a lot.